Cliffhanger/Transcript

Narrator: Cliffhanger. The engines on Sodor love a good bet. About a month ago, James made a bet with Gordon to see who was faster. Of course James won. Gordon went the wrong way. Now, Gordon has to be James' servant for 3 months.

James: Go get me a rock.

Gordon: Why?

James: I want a rock!

Gordon: Ugh.

Narrator: Gordon got the rock.


 * James throws the rock at Gordon's head*

Gordon: |:(

James: Go fetch me some exquisite quarry water. And make it from the cliffs!

Gordon: Even I know that I'm being treated like a dirty sock mixed with monkey poop.

Narrator: Gordon arrived at the quarry. He was up in the cliffs looking for the water, when he was pushed! Gordon was dangling from the cliff. Surprisingly, he had grown arms so he could hold on. Ain't THAT surprising considering that all of the others had arms already. BIG shocker!


 * 8:42:3; 8:42:04; 8:42:05*

STH: James, it's up to you to save Gordon.

James: No. He hasn't returned with my water.

STH: Too bad. You need to save him!

James: Ugh! Fiiineee...


 * 8:54:00; 8:54:01; 8:54:02*

Narrator: Gordon was still dangling from the cliff. Let's just be glad he knows how to hold on to something, or Thomas would be in BIG trouble.

Gordon: Uh, Thomas what's that on the computer screen?

Narrator: Anyways, James went to go help him up. After that, James went to go find out who exactly pushed him off. That, and to go try to be Mr. Daredevil with Shake, Shake Bridge.

James: Woohoo! *Jumps* Ahhhh! Hey, I landed! *Falls* Spoke too soon.

Narrator: James went around searching and searching and found diesel oil.

James: Diesel oil! Now I know who did it!

Narrator: James followed the trail to see if he was right. And he was.

James: Oh, Diesel 10! Look who I have with me!

Diesel 10: What? *Screams* Uh, Sir Thopham Hatt, Sir, what are you doing here?

STH: Why would you push Gordon off the edge of a cliff?

Diesel 10: IDK what you're talking about!

STH: What?

Diesel 10: I don't know.

STH: Oh. And yes you do!

Diesel 10: Fine. He annoyed me.

STH: That's it!?!? You almost ruined my entire business over ANNOYED-NESS!?!?!?

Diesel 10: Yup.

Narrator: Yeah, so...... STH sold Diesel 10 to a poop cleaning pit. And not just any poop cleaning pit, THE poopo cleaning pit. And not just THE poop cleaning pit, but the THOMAS poopo cleaning pit. Yep. That's for allllll you star billing bastard fans. Well, I guess that's it. THE END.